Showing posts with label animal jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label animal jokes. Show all posts

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Corny Animal Jokes

Okay, it's cloudy out and we need some laughs. Check out these corny jokes!

Q: What do you get if you mix a sheepdog and a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

Q: What are crisp, like milk and go "eek, eek, eek" when you eat them?
A: Mice Krispies!

Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
A: He doesn't have a web, he has a website!
Q: What happens if you eat a hot frog?
A: You'll croak!
Pretty bad, huh? Don't forget that we'll be featuring Animal Bingo this Wednesday in the library's meeting room at 4:00 p.m. See you there!