Okay, it's cloudy out and we need some laughs. Check out these corny jokes!Q: What do you get if you mix a sheepdog and a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: What are crisp, like milk and go "eek, eek, eek" when you eat them?
A: Mice Krispies!
Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
A: He doesn't have a web, he has a website!
Q: What happens if you eat a hot frog?
A: You'll croak!
Pretty bad, huh? Don't forget that we'll be featuring Animal Bingo this Wednesday in the library's meeting room at 4:00 p.m. See you there!
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