Showing posts with label bad christmas jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad christmas jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Bad Christmas Jokes!

What do angry mice send at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards.

Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.

How does Santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."